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Wedding Bells || Closed ||

femaleconsumer:

memyselfandwe:

femaleconsumer:

She nods, giggling before grabbing Windowna’s hand, laughing as they go into the dressing room. She quickly changes into a form fitting black cocktail gown that covers her feet. She walks back out with Windowna, smiling at Jack as she walks over to their table, sitting beside him and kissing his cheek as the waiters bring out food.

Widowna hated being formal, so she quickly changed into something that wasn’t too formal, but was still sort of fancy. Basically, just a dress jacket and khaki pants. Jack had already seated himself at their table and grinned when she kissed him, quickly kissing her back.

She holds his hand, intertwining her fingers with his as people walk over, congratulating the happy couple. Victoria smiles, looking at Jack and kissing him deeply, purring as her free hand holds his cheek, clicking in virus language.

I love you

He chuckled and thanked everyone who came by, that is until his new wife pulled him into a kiss. When Jack pulled away, he grinned at her. “I love you too, sweetie…”


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NO TUMBLR
I THINK I AM AUTHORIZED TO REPLY TO SOMETHING
NO REALLY
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THIGN
I AM PISSED
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME.

NO TUMBLR

I THINK I AM AUTHORIZED TO REPLY TO SOMETHING

NO REALLY

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THIGN

I AM PISSED

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME.

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Meeting a Stranger || Closed RP || AU

The wind was fairly calm, for once, and Jack couldn’t have been happier. He hated having to hunt in a sand storm, for multiple reasons. One, he hated sand. It got everywhere. Literally EVERYWHERE. Two, his prey might get the better of him. The last thing he wanted was some sort of mole rat or wild dog or radscorpion to get the better of him. Three, someone might find him out here and follow him home. If he lost Celia…

The sounds of fighting ripped him from his thoughts. Getting low, he headed for the nearest building: a dilapidated home overlooking a road. He moved the goggles that covered his eyes and put them on his head. Moving to a window of the house, he looked down the scope of his hunting rifle and scanned the horizon, looking for the source of the fight.


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Butterfly and the Wolf, Part Two || Closed RP

ourillusionsandlies:

memyselfandwe:

"Girl, you are speaking my language… tell me, what exactly are you?" He crossed his arms. "No, really, I’ve got to know…. not even I can bring someone back from the dead… and I’m fricking immortal."

"I am the Golden and Endless Witch; I can do anything with my magic. Even bring back the dead."

"A witch, huh?" Xerox chuckled a bit. "I honestly wasn’t expecting that… heh, it’s a good thing that I didn’t do what I originally planned to do."


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femaleconsumer:

TEXT -- Bo: That was my plan

TEXT -- Bo: So word of advice, don't even move from your spot because he's gonna go insane 

TEXT — Jack: [Multimedia message]

TEXT — Jack: Hey baby ;)

There was a long pause.

[TXT] Holy shit

[TXT] Was not expecting that


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Okay, no, seriously… this has to stop.

Sometimes, when I try to reblog something, it tells me I’m unauthorized…

UNAUTHORIZED?!?

What does that even MEAN?!


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The Setup || Closed RP

thesnakeandthewolf:

memyselfandwe:

He chuckled. “Yeah, well… no offense, but I don’t take too much stock in “boasting”… for all I knew, you could have been blowing smoke. But you’ve shown you can back up your talk, more or less, so that makes me more comfortable asking you this.”

"The reason I came out all this way is to ask you and your brother to meet me back at the D.C. safehouse… where I showed you some of our cool shit? Me and the Squad have a proposition for you." Jack paused. "Well, not immediately, of course… after you’re done with this. By the way, fill these family destroyers with lead for me, alright?"

"I never say anything that I can not back up. I am a very honest person. Seriously if a stranger asked me if I have ever killed someone I would damn well tell them the truth….Ofcourse I would have to silence them afterwards but I would tell the truth." Viper answerd with a small sigh, before listening to him talk and explain why he was there.

A proposition for both her and her brother? Now that was something knew. Sure she and Shadow worked together on alot since they were a damn good team but it was never with someone else aswell. Even less a whole team. “Uhh…Yeah sure. I’ll talk Shadow into going somehow. And yeah I can do that.. Not the first time I deal with this kind of thing after all.” She said with a small grin.

"Yeah, well… I don’t doubt that you’ve killed someone… and, a word to the wise, don’t threaten any of my squadmates until they know you… you might just accidentally get a gun in your face." He chuckled slightly.

"Good… like I said, finish this, find your brother, and then meet me back at the safehouse. You remember where it is, right? Hehe, of course you do." Jack grinned and walked by her, giving her a quick pat on the back. "Go give ‘em hell, Viper."


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shadows-and-suffering:

{Txt}I didn’t know you were into beastiality Jacky if that’s the case my hell hounds should be ohh so much fun for you.

[TXT] … nothing fazes you, huh?

[TXT] I’m not into beastiality… I was just trying to freak you out.

(Source: memyselfandwe)


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Wedding Bells || Closed ||

femaleconsumer:

She nods, giggling before grabbing Windowna’s hand, laughing as they go into the dressing room. She quickly changes into a form fitting black cocktail gown that covers her feet. She walks back out with Windowna, smiling at Jack as she walks over to their table, sitting beside him and kissing his cheek as the waiters bring out food.

Widowna hated being formal, so she quickly changed into something that wasn’t too formal, but was still sort of fancy. Basically, just a dress jacket and khaki pants. Jack had already seated himself at their table and grinned when she kissed him, quickly kissing her back.


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Ѡ [idc if i'm late this meme is fun]

femaleconsumer:

memyselfandwe:

femaleconsumer:

memyselfandwe:

Bo’s eyes widened and his face turned red.

[TXT] tori you’ve got the wrong number

[TXT] you look good but wrong fucking number

TEXT -- Bo: shIT

TEXT -- Bo: I AM SO SORRY BO

[TXT] trust me youre not the first naked girl ive seen

[TXT] but hardly any have been able to get into THAT pose

[TXT] gdi girl

TEXT -- Bo: Jesus Christ Bo

TEXT -- Bo: I'm flexible alright you know that

TEXT -- Bo: my biomass makes me flexible

TEXT -- Bo: Can you just delete those please

[TXT] i already deleted it

[TXT] send it to jack

[TXT] He’ll get a good kick from it


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Wedding Bells || Closed ||

femaleconsumer:

memyselfandwe:

With little time wasted, he lifted her off her feet and carried her down the aisle. The few people that were there were clapping, save two people. Bo, who was bawling his eyes out and Sentinel, who had Bo’s face buried into his side and gently patting his back.

She giggles, raising one hand up as her mouth opens in glee, being carried into the reception room. “I have to go change, alright?” She asks as she’s being set down, kissing his lips gently.

Jack chuckled a little as he sat her down. “Alright, but don’t take too long. I want to have the first dance with my new wife and you know how Bo gets when he gets too drunk.”


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shadows-and-suffering:

memyselfandwe:

shadows-and-suffering:

{Txt}You are so welcome.

[TXT] Well, perhaps I should discuss the sexual habits of me and my soon to be wife?

[TXT] How would you like that?

{Txt} I am the god of pleasure hun I don’t care what you do in the bedroom unless it is frightfully interesting.

[TXT] Two words: Wolf form. I’ll let your mind wander a little.


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